- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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