Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Anti Joke

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