3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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