Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

This is an anti-joke.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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