Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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boys

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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