You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Wright flyer

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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