- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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