I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

This is funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

woman's rights

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Anti Joke

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