- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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