A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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