What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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