- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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