- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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