- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

ever tried african food? they neither

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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