- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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