Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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The dewey decimal system

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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