Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

I am quite mature.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

this website even though its hilarious.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

dat shoe shine tho

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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