How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

yolo your orange looks orange

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What is white and long? A New York winter

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Where's my tractor?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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