- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Guess what? Bananas

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A russian gives away vodka.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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