Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

poopy is poopy

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

women sports....

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

I'm Coming

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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