Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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I am a women

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Neither have I

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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salad days!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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