Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Cheese stick

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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