- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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