Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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