Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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