- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Hillary Clinton

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

The Female Orgasm

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

my gramma died

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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