- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was a good guy

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

Knock Knock Come in.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

420

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

The black man leaves the strip club.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Justin Bieber

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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