What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Brad Fuller!

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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