- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Do you like your life? No. OK.

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