- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

Beka has AIDS

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What's big and white?

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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