What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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