Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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mark is religion

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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every cloud has a silver lining

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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