What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

AIDS

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

my mind's eye?

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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