I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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U mad?

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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hey justin

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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