whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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