- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

knock knock There's no door

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

a pornstar comes early to a party

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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