We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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Alchohol.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Your Mom The End.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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