Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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