- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

I killed someone on minecraft.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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