How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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