A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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you

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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womens rights

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Why didn't he finish his

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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