Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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