Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Anti Joke

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