how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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