- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Rachel not blowing Robert.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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