What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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