- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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