children burning

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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