roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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