- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

who's a slut... you're mom

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Jason Connor.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

The Christian Bible.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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